{"product_id":"uss-eisenhower-cvn-69-dumpster-fire-patch","title":"USS Eisenhower CVN-69 Dumpster Fire Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eUSS Eisenhower CVN-69 Dumpster Fire Patch — When the Deployment Speaks for Itself\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSometimes a deployment is so memorable, the only appropriate patch is a dumpster fire.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eUSS Dwight D. Eisenhower (CVN-69) has endured some of the most demanding deployment cycles in the modern carrier fleet, and this Dumpster Fire morale patch captures the crew's unfiltered assessment of at least one of them. The dumpster fire has become the universal symbol for situations that are simultaneously on fire and out of control — a sentiment that resonates with every carrier sailor who has ever wondered when they'd see land again. It's dark humor at its finest, born from months at sea.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect For: CVN-69 crew members, carrier deployment survivors, dark humor morale patch fans, and deployment patch collectors.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe Ike's seen better days — but the crew's humor never burns out.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Military, Law Enforcement and Custom Patches","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67965554294846,"sku":"maq1793009538061","price":7.8,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0619\/8942\/1118\/files\/uss-eisenhower-cvn-69-dumpster-fire-patch_1.jpg?v=1793009546","url":"https:\/\/www.orchidandolive.shop\/products\/uss-eisenhower-cvn-69-dumpster-fire-patch","provider":"My Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}